Ultra Mega Super LED Flashlight

(1 customer review)


The Ultra Mega Super LED Flashlight is so amazing that it will never live up to it’s name. We import these from Shenzhen, Guangdong, China and many people were hurt or killed in the manufacturing. But that’s ok, because there is no protection for the slave labor the factory uses up. Also, many leftover toxic chemicals were dumped in the nearby river which means HUGE savings for you! Be careful with the powerful 3W LED, it will dilate your pupils and we can not be held responsible for that. These are Police issue in Guangdong and not available except on the black market, or here.

These cost us $1.78 and we only mark them up a mere 700%. But we do include free shipping. They are on pretend sale marked down from $19.99 and we’ll run out soon, only 2.7 million of them left. These come with a full 7 day warranty which starts when you order. Ship time is about 4 weeks from China.



Includes (1) ultra mega super lanyard

Available in any color as long as it is black

Battery not included, uses a triple B (BBB) battery

Water resistant to 1 mm

Slightly radioactive steel housing which has a permanent glow making it easy to find in the dark

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  1. One person found this helpful

    Not up to your usual standards


    Lasted about a week before it started flickering, but now it doesn’t even turn on. I guess I should have read the description more thoroughly.

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